Finnish swearwords – a list of profanities you shouldn’t know
Last week we had the day of the Finnish culture and Kalevala, and in a month or so (9th of April) there will be the day of the Finnish language. Let’s celebrate these days with some Finnish words – but some that are a bit polemic: swearwords in Finnish.
This porcupine swears a lot in Finnish: it is a character in a Finnish comic strip. This is the porcupine’s website. Source (CC: by-sa)
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Swearwords in Finnish
We focus on profanities because we don’t want to focus on insults. Insults might be worth a separate post, but I am not sure if I’d do that because – goddammit – insulting people isn’t right (I haven’t decided yet: It is definitely one of the curiosities of Finland).
Sometimes when you are in a country with a different language than your own and you are not fluent in that language yet, something sudden happens that forces you to shout your country’s equivalent of “what the f*!”. And most likely the person you’re with (or yelling it at) won’t understand you, because it will have come out in your own language (as it has happened to me).
It is cool to score some sympathy points if you don’t speak Finnish or Swedish fluently. When the people you usually talk to in English hear, in a moment of surprise, you using one of these profanities, it will definitely generate a chuckle.
The three most used Finnish swearwords are the following.
The top 3 Finnish profanities
Vittu, Saatana, and Perkele are the three words that you will hear for sure when someone has to swear in Finnish.
Perrrrrrkele, rolling the “r”. One of the top 3 Finnish swearwords. Source (CC: by)
“Vittu” can be directly translated to “pussy” or “cunt”. It is used to express frustration or to emphasize a sentence. It is heard a lot as voi vittu (with the meaning of “Oh, crap”), too. Some interesting combination with vittu is “Vittu, vituttaa niin vitusti” (Fuck this shit, I’m very angry), where you can see some Finnish declinations too.
Not all vittu is bad (wink, wink; nudge, nudge) and you can say things like “vitun iso” (“fucking great”), but it is mostly used for bad things. Another interesting thing: You can combine it with other swearwords in Finnish to form a super-swearword. For instance: vittusaatana and vittuperkele.
Saatana means literally “Satan”, since Finnish people – besides using swearwords about scatology and parts of the human body (as in most languages I know) – have the tendency to bring the devil into all this. With the same meaning as “saatana” the word helvetti (the hell) is used too and both of them can be combined in this way: saatanan helvetti. “Saatana” is, nonetheless, harsh.
Perkele is maybe my favorite of them all. It is used as an interjection to signify surprise (like “shit!”, or “fuck!”). It means more or less “the devil”. This story has a lot to do with Finnish mythology, as Perkele was one of the main gods of the Kalevala, the Finnish national epic. When Christian times arrived, in order to end paganism, they gave the Bible’s devil the name Perkele. An angel became the devil, and from there a swearword.
In any case, as you can see in this infographic, the use of the three main swearwords dwarfs the use of the rest.
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Other profanities of the Finnish language
The Finns don’t survive on only three swearwords (but almost). Other less common profanities are not used very frequently by me and I must admit I know little more than the main ones (except maybe paska and heleveti, mentioned below), so I will just go ahead and borrow the ones that I liked the most from the correspondent page of Wiki about this.
These are the ones I found most interesting:
Helvetti, translated as “the hell”, and yes: it is a swearword.
“Hitto” or “hiisi”. Not a very strong word, but also related to devils (although it is not THE devil). Its use is similar to the word “damn”. You can also tell someone to “painu hiiteen” (go to hell).
Huora: “Whore”. Not a lot of explanation needed here.
Kulli: a word for “penis”, but not very strong.
Kyrpä also basically translates to penis. “Cock” would be the best translation. It is much more offensive than the swearword above.
Mulkku is also “penis”, but used more like “prick”, to describe a person.
Molo, another synonym of “penis”, which happens to also be the word for “I’m cool” in Spanish. If we say “molopää”, we say “dickhead”.
Paska is another profanity in the Finnish language.
Perse is “ass” in Finnish. A less strong word than many others in this post, but deserving of a spot in the list. You can say “Tämä on perseestä”, which would mean “This is shit!” (literally “this comes out of the ass!”).
Runkata is like “wanking”. “Runkkari” and “runkku”, that derive from it, would mean “wanker”.
Listen to these swearwords in Finnish
There are a couple of Youtube vids that bring the words to life in a very interesting way, but I have chosen the following one because the person doing it really went the extra mile. He also does something that lots of Finns do: concatenate many short profanities into a long one.
If you are curios about the video that I didn’t include, here it is: 21 minutes of swearwords in Finnish with English explanations.
How many of the profanities of the list did you know? What’s your favorite swearword, in Finnish or any other language?
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Kaikkea ihanaa, kaikille sukupuolesta tai iästä riippumatta
Sen saa, mitä antaa
Sinkku äiti, Pari komeaa , fiksua urheilijanuorukaista onneksi asuu vielä kotona pitkään, jalkapalloa, jääkiekkoa … Välillä tulee teineiltä kiistostakin, ainakin nuorekkaasta äidistä
My ex girlfriend once told me a magnificent Finnish phrase on dealing with bureaucrats which translates into English as: “Fucking the dots.”
The world Pillicoon was one of the two words. Does anyone know the full phrase in Finnish? It was two words?
I think it’s nussia pilkkua, to fuck the dot, and the person doing it is called pilkun nussija or pilkunnussija :p Though the exact translation would be comma fucker, but nonetheless, a good expression imo.
Finland isn’t real
I know this is years later, but I happened to come across this article and the word you’re looking for is “pilkunnussija” aka comma fucker✌
And yet, a few years later, I can tell you the exact same expression exists in the Netherlands.
Komma-neuker = pilkunnussija = comma fucker.
We should promote that one into the English language.
One of the subjective Finnish perspectives
unfortunately, often the Finnish communication culture includes working style which uses the expression the meaning of which is unknown. The spectrum of use of words in spoken language and, unfortunately, become commonplace. It is also important to note; the same word in a different part of Finnish can express appreciation or under values
My grandfather would say a string of words – “Jesus satanna perkele ” then something that sounds like “ho-men-oh-ka” . Does anyone know what this last word really is?
My mom used to and still says Saatana perekele. I learned this when I was little and she was seeing. When I got older she said it was basically son of a bitch. But this page says saatana means Satan and perekele is an interjection. I like it:-).
It’s spelled homenokka and it means moldy beak or nose.
Jumala outta
I heard voi saatana perkele jumala outta a lot growing up.
My Grammy would say “Sattanna Belleguella (so). I do only know Satan is the first word. 2 Finnish women I met this past weekend said “very bad verd”. Very bad”. I had thought it meant 10’s of thousands”. And saddened as she thought I was bring destruction or something now.
One of the favorites I’ve heard:
Saatanan seriarunkarit
(I think that’s how it is spelled?)
Also had a great chat with a teenager on Habbo
“Finland.Hero on huoran penikka homoinsesti autisti saatana!”
I might not be remotely close to properly understanding Finnish, but this is pushing boundaries
What about jumalauta?
That is a swear in Finnish. “Jumalauta”. In words In Finnish Jumala auta. Translated word to word to English it means – Goppd help us.l
Ha! The youtube video is hilarious! Reminded me of my Dad. He was Finnish and once in awhile, a string of profanity could be heard from afar.
The guy in that video is not a Finn! So he is swearing in finnish a bit weardly Wasn’t there any native to do to you video like this? Like what swearwords really sound like when a native says them…. With no offence though!
Jep, thats right, he is not finnish!! (trust me-I am) Jumalauta is very common too. Please try to find a native to give an exemple, it shouldn’t be very difficult!!
Im looking for the correct way to write/say “fuck authority “ in finnish. Translate gave me vittu viranomainen. Is this correct?
“Vittu viranomainen” would be, if anything really, something like “Shit! An official/authority.” “Fucking authorities” (“Vitun viranomaiset”) would be close and natural sounding. For “fuck authority” there’s nothing exactly same commonly used but try “Vittuun valtiovalta!” (Fuck / to hell with state authority).
As a child, I remember my non-Finnish uncle (mArried to a Finn) saying something I have been afraid to ask anyone. It soumded like “Sagati Veellga” in my long ago memory. My memory might be wrong…or maybe not a swear word…maybe too bad to ask LOL. Help!
My Grammy would say “Sattanna Vellebuella as well (so). I do only know Satan is the first word. 2 Finnish women I met this past weekend said “very bad verd”. Very bad”. I had thought it meant 10’s of thousands”. And saddened as she thought I was bring destruction or something now.
Trying to reproduce worst Finn swearing in our family:
pitka paska kuin harava varet
Make a shit as long as a rake handle. Love it!!
My favorite is; Voi vittujen kevat je kyrpien takatalvi
frome today i whorship this site, whery cool
I remember a friend using the term”
Laske nama” or “lenkka” has anyone heard these ? and can translate to english please?